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Caputo Cheese Joins the Wagon- Launches ‘Elevated Cow’, A CBD Infused Mozzarella

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CBD Infused Mozzarella by Caputo Cheese

Drinks, foods, beverages, and now, CHEESE! CBD lovers have accepted the infusion of this amazing cannabis component in almost every food item, so why should cheese makers stay low, must have thought the cheesemakers!

Caputo Cheese launched a CBD infused mozzarella brand called ‘Elevated Cow’ and joined the wagon of all things CBD. Okay, let’s just take a second to appreciate the branding! They have a cow strapped to the hot air balloon, and the name ‘Elevated Cow’ is beautifully justifying it. Indeed, CBD doesn’t give a high, but they had to let the audience know somehow that the cheese has CBD in it! What else could have been better than showing the cow elevated in the sky!

Talking about the brand, Natale Caputo confirmed, “A rigorous amount of research and testing went into developing Elevated Cow, and we are excited to provide our customers with a new cheese experience.”

The president of Caputo Cheese further shared his views on CBD, saying, “I believe in the positive effects of CBD; infusing CBD into my passion of fresh mozzarella just seemed natural.”

This fresh range of CBD infused mozzarella cheese is created using the best quality of hemp, 100% organic sourced in the USA. The hemp is tested by the lab to verify not only its authenticity but efficiency as well before its infusion in the cheese.

Caputo has an in-house team of microbiologists that keeps an eye on the entire cheesemaking process. With the support of the team, rigorous research, high-quality hemp, and more importantly, the CBD lovers who are looking for products with the cannabinoid in it, Caputo’s Elevated Cow may be the new favorite cheese in the market.

The consumers could buy Elevated Cow’s CBD infused cheese from retail stores with stations dedicated to CBD products. If you are from the lot which is looking forward to making pizzas, and other recipes using Caputo’s new mozzarella for your business, you could also avail it from the wholesalers of the same.

While the pizza was one of the most enjoyed foods with weed, the weed lovers may now be able to ask for pizzas topped with CBD infused cheese!

CBD has touched almost everything in the market. Do you think anything remains without the magical touch of CBD? Let us know in the comments if there’s still something that could use the infusion of CBD!

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Top 10 Marijuana Stocks to Invest in 2021

Marijuana socks

Are you looking for a healthy return on capital by cashing in on the marijuana stocks? With numerous medical benefits slowly unlocking, we can see the growth potential from these stocks.

Their recent medical potential mandates you to keep an eye on the top medical marijuana stocks, which you must not miss! Having these stocks in the portfolio can help you gain handsome gains within a short span of time.

If you are still wondering about how to invest in marijuana stocks, this article will help you know the best picks for 2021!

We have done the research for you!

All you need to do is decide which is the best pick!

So, without further ado, let us look into the top 10 marijuana stocks, that you must not miss in 2021.

GW Pharmaceuticals

Found Year: 1998
Market Value: $2.8 Bn

Plant-based CBD products are what GW Pharmaceuticals is known for.
Being the frontrunner in the manufacturing of CBD derived therapeutic by releasing Epidiolex for children, GW Pharmaceuticals has etched a name in the CBD based medicines.

Though the financials of the company had been going through a purple patch, the silver lining is the revenue growth. The growth in revenue from $10 bn in 2017 to a whopping $440 bn in June 2020 is a positive sign for the investors.

On the downside, the growing expenses have made the bottom line red, though the losses have shrunk over time.

With the losses shrinking from $29 mn to a meager $9 mn, things are looking bright for GW Pharmaceuticals.

What’s more interesting to note is the pipeline of products.

With the recent approval of Epidiolex’s oral solution for treating TBS, we are sure it can turn out to be one of the top marijuana stocks, in the battle against seizures.

Canopy Growth

Found Year: 2013
Market Value: $10 Bn

With the strong numbers and the robust product line, canopy growth has proven its mettle in the CBD market.

Canopy Growth boasts of the immense market valuation. Followed by the strong industrial backing from alcohol giant, Constellation Brands, it is poised to be the giant in the CBD market.

We have seen the tumultuous numbers over the past few years with Canopy Growth, yet the success the brand has achieved is phenomenal.

With the recent launch of stand-alone websites for selling CBD products, it has made a giant leap into becoming the global leader in CBD based products.

The future for Canopy can only be brighter from here on! Let us sit tight and invest to ride the profit roller coaster with this mega-CBD brand!


Found Year: 1985
Market Value: $75.77 Bn

Altria, with close to 40% of the shareholding in the largest Canadian marijuana company, Cronos Group, is set to start its up move again!

With the recent election of Joe Biden as the US President, the decriminalization of cannabis is on the cards.

With Altria looking forward to taking major control over Cronos by holding more than 50% of the seats on the board, Altria is repositioning itself into a marijuana firm.

The past has seen Altria suffer a lot in terms of financial positions, with the stock plummeting consistently over the past 5 years. Including the massive 9% discount, the loss from the stock comes close to 3.6%, which is not attractive.

Moreover, with their recent venture in Juul Labs, it faced cumulative write-downs of close to $9 bn within 6 months.


Found Year: 2014
Market Value: $4.93 Bn

A very young runner in the cannabis market, Aphria can take the benefit of the soaring marijuana stock price, as it seems pretty undervalued.

Currently trading around $16, the company has been ignored by many, yet it has posted some really encouraging results.

With the modest losses being close to C$5.1 million in the first 3 months of FY 21, it has beaten the analyst’s view by 50%.

Aphria is a must-have stock on your portfolio being close to 16% growth in the Y-on-Y revenues and higher efficiency as reflected by the cost of sales.

With the change in the operations enabling it to increase the market penetration, it has started the price war against the big fish!

Don’t miss this multi-bagger with 11 out of 13 analysts bullish on this stock!

Green Thumb Industries Inc

Found Year: 2002
Market Value: $8.20 Bn

The fall of the GTII is a behemoth, and it cannot be denied.

With the losses accounting for more than 60% over the last 5 years, GTII is trading at 7.04X the PB ratio, thus making it more than 150% over-value stock.

With the negative PE ratio of the company, compared to the industry PE ratio of 43.6X, numbers don’t seem that bright for GTII.

On the positive side, with the marijuana market opening up, the sector is supposed to see a positive growth of 60.8%, which is 2X the market growth.

With the positive sectoral growth, GTII can see a growth close to 100% of its current stock price, which makes it a strong contender in this sector!

Analysts have been pretty bullish in GTII in terms of the EPS. Even though the current EPS is negative, with the opening up of the marijuana sector, GTII can see a four-fold growth in the EPS by 2023.

With the ROCE turning positive last year, things are looking bright for GTII to invest into!

Innovative Industrial Properties

Found Year: 2016
Market Value: $4.66 Bn

At a time when the Cannabis industry was just too young, compared to its peers like alcohol or tobacco, IIPR emerged as a REIT. With the strong growth over the last couple of years, gaining more than 150%, this stock is one of the strongest picks.

Back in 2018, with just 9 properties, it started leasing for medical marijuana production.

In two years, the growth in the properties has been 6X, which has grown at an accelerating pace during the first half of FY 20.

The financial health of the stock is highly positive, along with a strong orientation towards future contributions.

With the projected earnings to cross $200 mn by 2023, the stock is still undervalued compared to its industry peers.

The strong earnings in the past backed by the lucrative valuation of the stock make it a must-have in the portfolio for 2021.

Scotts Miracle-Gro

Found Year: 1868
Market Value: $12.66 Bn

With the ecstatic growth in the Hawthrone division, by a huge 72%, SMG has made the best returns from COVID19.

As WFH became the norm, home gardening started to make its way into our lives.

It resulted in the growth of more than 20% in the garden products of SMG, which constitutes close to 70% of their sales.

Hawthorne, with its expertise in hydroponics production distribution, has seen a tremendous demand owing to its property of growing plants without soil.

These products are integral to the growth of cannabis, which makes it a direct beneficiary of the legalization of marijuana.

With the earnings looking brighter, at a rate of more than 10%, SMG stands a very good chance to give you a 15-20% return within a year.

With the PE ratio being equivalent to the PE ratio of the US Chemicals sector, SMG seems to be slightly overvalued.

Yet, with the long term assets of over $2 bn and a very healthy current ratio, SMG seems to be a healthy pick during the booming marijuana market’s growth!

Constellations Brands

Found Year: 1945
Market Value: $41.06 Bn

If any brand got the highest limelight due to COVID19, it has to Constellation Brands, with their product line of Corona Beverages.

Investing in Constellation Brands might be the safest bet if you are a risk-averse investor. With the diversification across 4 different sectors, it has mitigated the risk!

In 2017, it brought close to a 10% stake in CGC. 2018 saw the brand increase its stake by close to 4 times by investing 4 billion into CGC.

Thus, creating the fourth revenue stream!

With exercisable warrants giving the brand close to 55% ownership in CGC, if exercised, Constellation Brands has strategically diversified its business.

The stock price of CGC has been suffering lately, which resulted in moderate numbers for STZ as well.

Yet, there is no less reason to like STZ.

Especially with the expansion into the brandy line of products by acquiring Copper & Kings, the portfolio of STZ has grown even bigger!

Cronos Group

Found Year: 2012
Market Value: $4.69 Bn

Enjoying the deep pockets of Altria, Cronos has started to make global expansion.

With the recent entry into the Israeli medicinal market, Cronos has made its intentions clear; i.e. growth!

And, it is absolutely possible, after it has posted a stupendous revenue growth!

180% Y-o-Y revenue growth, during the pandemic!

The snowflake model shows very positive health for the company, along with the financials forecasting a revenue growth by 5 times in 2025.

The yearly returns from CRONOS close to 40% and the undervaluation of the stock make it a perfect buy!

The PE ratio of CRONOS is close to 36X, which is 10X less when compared with the industry.

Supportive PB ratios, with strong industry growth forecasts, make this a very positive buy in the marijuana sector!

Curaleaf Holdings

Found Year: 2010
Market Value: $10.51 Bn

A firm, which is solely into the cannabis industry, is Curaleaf Holdings. The Massacheutus based firm has one inspirational medical story for every entrepreneur!

Today, with a huge empire across the US, it has kept customer satisfaction as its prime objective.

Its nascent beginnings in medicinal marijuana is slowly taking the recreational direction. With the change in the target consumers to the adults, CURLF is looking to make the best use of its vertical integration!

With marijuana getting legalized across states for recreational purposes, CURLF could just turn out to be the dark horse.

Starting from the strategic positioning to the infrastructural support, everything is in favor of CURLF. With more than 14 acquisitions since the IPO, CURLF is on an expansion spree.

With a swashbuckling result for five straight quarters, scoring straight positive EBIT, it has inched closer to greener figures using the GAAP principles.

Betting against marijuana? Don’t miss CURLF.

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Announcement of our New Fitness Website

We love talking about marijuana.

That’s what we have done for the past two years.

We eat cannabis.
We sleep cannabis.
And we walk cannabis.
And when we’re left with the final little scope— we talk, write, and share our stoning experiences with you.

You have been a part of our remarkable journey so far,

through tide and waves;
thick and thin;
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The idea of having MarijuanaSpan was to introduce the lovely readers such as you, the tidbits of herby-green plants.

Here’s how we have tried to cover your back for these many years:

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Truth be told— it was all for you!

And truth be told again— it will stay for you.

But despite all the efforts, we believe we have a lot more values to add to your life.

Yes, we really do.

We mulled over how we can do this for you.

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*you can have a dry laugh for our poor sense of humour; we won’t feel bad*

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Yawnnn!! Yet another health expert?

We get you.

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So we hope to see you in both the world— the world marijuana and the world of fitness.

And on that note, we wish you all the luck reading our blog posts

(no, they’re not going to be that bad. But we will bomb you with real-good information)

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Best Cannabis Grow Books You Must Read in 2021

There’s a one-off thing I like about marijuana: people have started to open up on it recently.

And another off-thing I dislike about marijuana: many people have started to talk about it.

With too much information floating around, it’s getting tougher to subscribe to the right ideas.

And it’s even more worrying when good ideas are buried under the bad ones.

Concerned by the same problems, some trusted writers traveled new routes to tell the stories of cannabis that unfolded over the years.

Whether you’re trying to catch up with some cannabis philosophy or satisfy your fetish for it, these seven cannabis books will cover the nuts and bolts of cannabis growing.

Marijuana grow books have grown popular over the years because we’re witnessing liberal laws… so you want to be knowing the A to Z of growing with these worthy books.

Seven best cannabis grow books.

Take a look at these game-changing cannabis growing books:

#1 Marijuana Grower’s Handbook: Your Complete Guide for Medical and Personal Marijuana Cultivation

Marijuana Grower's Handbook - ED Rosenthal Book

Author: Ed Rosenthal

This cannabis grow book has so much to enlighten about cannabis growth hacks. Both beginners and advanced growers have something to pick up from it.

If you’re a beginner and need some severe catching with the expert grower next door, the book gives you eyes for detail and knowledge to compete. But that’s half the story. You may not want to waste your time reading if you’re an expert. Right? Wrong!

Marijuana Grower’s Handbook is as good a read for advanced growers. It changes the way you cultivate resinous, potent buds.

What the book contains: It collects the best of all the information about the marijuana world. Indoor or outdoor— you’ll have hands-on detail on tools and methods to grow the best quality weed in your backyard. It also shares expertise on blending technology to cultivate and harvest time, energy, and labor.

The goods

  • What’s better than knowledge transfer from the man who spent 30 years growing marijuana?
  • Give your imagination a bit of rest. The book has 500 full-color pages with graphics and illustrations.
  • A fabulous combination of anecdotal study plus scientific research.
  • Covers each stage of the plant’s growth in detail.

#2 The little book of cannabis: how marijuana can improve your life

The little book of cannabis: how marijuana can improve your life

Author: Amanda Siebert

Another fun read on cannabis and its means-end benefits. The book tries to separate worlds of fiction from reality and encapsulates ten great ways the lovely herb improves your lifestyle.

More of an information station, this marijuana grow book looks to bust myths that have seeped in society for the past hundred years (ever since it got prohibited). If you’ve read contrary sciences on how weed plants behave on human minds and haven’t been really able to pick sides— give it a try; it dispels all the doubt.

Along with fellow research scientists, the writer put forward the science-backed proofs to rub off slime littered on marijuana’s character.

What the book contains: It answers some of the most crucial questions relating to marijuana. Does it help with sleep? Should you have it for weight loss? How does it interact with cancer cells? The book sheds massive light on fundamental questions stopping people from consuming marijuana. She also focuses on means-end benefits and guides readers to max out its medicinal potential with her detailed advice.

The goods

  • Covers real people and their stories to add more credibility to the plant.
  • Reveals handy information on coping with daily problems as stress and impaired sleep.
  • Not just information, but guides effective ways to incorporate marijuana in real life.

#3 The Cannabis Grow Bible: Growing Marijuana For Beginners How to Grow Marijuana Indoors & Outdoor, The Definitive Guide – Step by Step, Cannabis Strains

The Cannabis Grow Bible: Growing Marijuana For Beginners

Author: Anderia Zetta Andrew Paull

Going by its name, it’s genuinely the Bible among other marijuana grow books. And you know how the Bible works. Don’t you? As with the sacred book, The Cannabis Grow Bible motivates people to cultivate marijuana with the right techniques.

But it also ensures the knowledge remains accessible to beginners without hyping its complication. The author believes there’s hardly any difference between growing cannabis and other plants and refuses to call weed a tough plant to nourish.

The book is a compilation of the best techniques for home-grows, and should you long to see yourself growing into an expert grower— the weed bible is the key!

What the book contains: Owning a marijuana garden is nothing short of a dream. The book throws quality ideas on making your weed garden with the best breeding practices. You’ll also learn more about germinating and protecting your produce from threats. Basically, the full life cycle— from seedling to times when the strain sits in your roll.

The goods

  • Pursuing a hobby or looking to have a commercial-scale farm? You know it’s right there in the book.
  • Too many strains can confuse you. This book sits right up there, on the top shelf, for clearing your doubts.
  • If cloning was an “art,” this book teaches you to be its “Picasso.”

#4 The LaGuardia Report (1944)

The marijuana problem in the city of new york - 1944 book

Author: New York Academy of Medicine

It’s easily the most authoritative report (later turned into the best marijuana grow book) on a systematic review of cannabis and its medical, psychological, and social impact. The NY Academy of Medicine’s ground-breaking reports acted as a bit of a healer because it was the time of the century when marijuana was facing a lot of wounds.

The report led by experts tried to revive weed’s image and did its best to shoot down claims maligning the medicinal plant. Though the reports demanded further investigation into the merit, the prestigious scientists didn’t refrain from calling it potentially a valuable therapeutic application.

What the book contains: The report threatens the U.S. Treasury Department’s position on marijuana. If you want to read on contradicting points raised by the New York committee against the authorities seeking a marijuana ban, give it a slow read.

For your knowledge, the government calls out for a weed ban because it induces “insanity and physical distress in kids.” It also claims the drug advocates “criminal behavior and juvenile delinquency” and glorifies more routes to “other dangerous drugs.”

The goods

  • You don’t have to be a scientist to challenge the authority’s claim; the book already does it for us.
  • There are scientific counter-arguments against every argument. So it’s no fluff but too much science.
  • If you’re looking to get into marijuana research, it’s a must-read.

#5 The Handbook of Cannabis: Handbooks in Psychopharmacology

The Handbook of Cannabis Handbooks in Psychopharmacology Book

Author: Roger Pertwee

The Handbook of Cannabis makes a list of the best cannabis grow books for its two strong suits: first, it’s scientifically backed at high levels, and second, each resultant chapter is an outcome of condensed efforts by the experts in the field.

Of course, it’s not a general-read for “fairy-tale” skimmers. Still, it’s one heck of a reference if you’re a budding clinician, psychologists, pharmacologists, and psychiatrists looking to get into the details of magical herbs. You’ll also find the book covering racks of public health workers too.

What the book contains: The chapters firmly focus on the pharmacology of the drug (herb, I meant). Supported by scientific materials on pharmacological actions, the book neatly demystifies the impact of marijuana on mental disorders. It’s challenging but the best-read by far for people looking to understand the interaction of marijuana with our brains.

The goods

  • Most theoretical books fail to give clinical applications. This book doesn’t fold at theories but moves one step up to explain clinical execution.
  • You never know the legal and illegal sources of cannabis strain in your pocket, but the book helps identify the acceptable quality.
  • Usually, it’s hard to control the plant’s chemical composition. Not anymore with this guide.

#6 What’s Wrong with My Marijuana Plant?: A Cannabis Grower’s Visual Guide to Easy Diagnosis and Organic Remedies

What's Wrong with My Marijuana Plant - David Deardorff & Kathryn Wadsworth

Author: David Deardorff (Author), Kathryn Wadsworth (Author)

Problems! Problems! Problems! Once you’ve decided to grow your canna-buds, chances are high you’ll deal with new problems every day. But the worst part is that you won’t know it, which may ultimately affect your product’s quality.

Fret not! You won’t have to think, “What’s wrong with my marijuana plant?” because this visual guide and best marijuana grow book will help identify significant challenges of weed cultivation. It will also equip you with enough ground knowledge to fend off these problems.

The two scientific geniuses have devised an easy-to-use visual diagnostic system for you to identify disease, pest, and symptoms for healthy produce.

What the book contains: The rusty leaves… the crawling bugs… the fuzzy strain. No! The book doesn’t contain them. Instead, it gives you practical information on identifying these spine-chilling problems for your love-bud! Learn them in real quick time and fix the damn-Sativa from going waste.

The goods

  • There are many inorganic ways to protect your plant! But seldom do books talk of all-organic solutions to preserve your and plant’s health. Fortunately, this book is one of them.
  • Precise photography for diagnosing real-world weed problems. You want to be identifying when weed catches weed. 😉
  • The book doesn’t use confusing and challenging marijuana jargon. Its easy-to-understand language should be a great learning material for experienced and beginners alike.

#7 Hydroponic Marijuana: 3 Foolproof Ways to Grow Cannabis with Hydroponics

Hydroponic Marijuana - Richard Bray Book

Author: Richard Bray

Most people “love” nature and don’t mind planting trees. But the dreadful thoughts of the soils… the specks of dirt… the infections… in the garden areas, kind-off, slate clean the enthusiasm. That said, nothing should stop you from growing your favorite crop, not even your cynicism.

It is why you need to read more on hydroponic gardening of marijuana— the art of cultivating cannabis without soil. If you’re wondering what makes it unique, well, you don’t have to meet particular soil criteria to increase your yield. You’ll know everything about the most sought-after cultivation technique with easily the best marijuana grow book for hydroponics.

The book confirms a better growth rate by 25% and a higher yield by 30%. What else do we need as growers?

What the book contains: It gives clarity on the crops you should be growing in your environment. Out of gazillions of techniques, the book focuses on three hydroponic systems for weed cultivation and explains the tidbits of creating an efficient system at your backdoor. Further, you’ll get breakthrough information on plant-curing skills.

The goods

  • You’ll save money two ways— first, the book is exceptionally affordable and second, it falls a lot more inexpensive than other methods.
  • Not just marijuana plants, but the book also helps you identify nutrient deficiency, algae growth, and clogged system problems.
  • It has three different designs to fit everyone’s requirements, even yours. 😉

So what are you buying?

The covid-time sucks— I think we all can agree on it.

So why not learn something as good as growing marijuana in our backyards and fulfill our needs?

You know the books need to be read if you’ve finally made the mind. So what marijuana grow books do you buy from here?

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Kickstart 2021 With These 25 Hilarious Stoners and Weed Quotes!

Best 25 Weed & Stoners Quote in 2021.

What could be the better way to kickstart 2021 than with some hilarious weed quotes?

It might be possible that you are looking for some great stoner quotes just to impress your homies and stoners friends next time you meet over the smoke session or just to ‘level up’ your weed knowledge. Whatever the case, you have come to the right place!

We have a wide and ‘weedy’ collection of some of the best & funny marijuana quotes we collected over the years. For this article, we have selected the top 25 of them– just for you lovely people.

These stoner quotes are not only good for a laugh but can also educate & inspire others to smoke weed! Without much ado, let us get you all ROFL with these top 25 hilarious marijuana quotes of 2021.

1. Fewer Friends, Less Bullshit, Quick turn. If You Keep Your Circle Small, The Joint Comes Back Faster!

Friends Who Smoke together, Stay together!

“Yeah! We totally agree with this one! Smaller the circle, less the bullshit, and more smoke. We also believe that the friends who smoke together, stay together!”


4:20 - Official time to smoke.

“We do agree that 4:20 is an official time to smoke, but it doesn’t matter if you smoke at      4:22 too! After all, 4:22 is also 4:20! If you agree with this, smoke a blunt!”

3. When I smell WEED, my lungs get HORNY!

Weed Smell Makes Lungs Horny.

“Just like I get horny when I see a hot bitch, my lungs get horny every time I smell weed! And the desire is so strong that it only calms down when I smoke a full blunt!”

4. My First Bong Rip is Still More Special Than My First Kiss!

first bong rip quote.

“Not kidding, but we know more men who remember their first bong rip more clearly than they remember their first kiss! Pot helps you experience a whole new kind of orgasm that you don’t feel even with your girlfriend.”

5. The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.

Best Stoner quote of Willie Nelson.

“This is one of the best stoner quotes we ever read. Willie Nelson has always been a strong advocate of cannabis legalization. And this legendary quote by him very much sums up why he advocates cannabis legalization! We love you, Willie!”

6. Marijuana is not a drug, it’s a leaf.

Weed is nothing but a leaf.

“Ahh! Another legend, another legendary marijuana quotes! We do agree with the ‘Austrian Oak.’ Weed is nothing but a leaf, just like a holy basil leaf that offers a range of physical and mental health benefits. So instead of calling it a ‘bad drug,’ we must embrace it for being a life savior drug.”


Enjoy life stress-free with cannabis.

“Yes! Life should be simple, stress-free, and happy. Eat, sleep, ROLL, repeat!”

8. weed is the NEED!

Weed is the need.

“This one is quite creative with a great message– weed is the NEED! Various studies and researches have manifest that cannabis is a wonderful medicine that helps fight multiple conditions and diseases. Therefore, it’s high time that we detach the stigma attached to weed and accept it as a ‘Need’!”

9. All stoners are too good with two languages: SARCASM & REAL SHIT.

Stoners famous two langugae: Sarcasm & realshit.

“Of course, break up hurts, and those memories with your partner live forever. But once you start torching up, you will find that blunts are more interesting than your memories with your ex. So if you wanna get over your ex, start hitting the hay!”

10. Dear ex, now my blunts are more interesting than our memories

Stoners are good at heart!

“Stoners are good at heart! They don’t mince the words and say what they really feel about the person or situation. Besides, the sarcasm level is always on high when stoners get together!”

11. The more medicated, the more dedicated.

Marvelous Weed Quote of Legend Snoop Dogg.

“Another legend, another marvelous weed quotes! Snoopy is one of the celebrities who always rally behind weed legalization openly. And this one– one of his many marijuana quotes ultimately proves why we all need weed more than alcohol!”

12. Remember boys, When your parent asks- “Do you smoke weed?”
“You want some?” is NOT the answer!

Remember to answer when you smoke weed.

“This one is quite hilarious! When you are high on weed, you don’t know what you speak or what you do. But, if you are the lucky one, it might be possible that your parents ask you this because they want to offer you some! Who knows?! But we say– don’t take the risk!”

13. Find a girl who loves you as much as you love marijuana!

Love marijuana like you love your life.

“Marriage is not only about love and compatibility. Find a partner who loves weed as much as you do, or at least don’t oppose you for blowing! Because we are sure that she will also start blazing soon if you educate her about the benefits of weed!”

14. I don’t smoke weed to escape reality, I smoke weed to enjoy reality even more.

Smoke weed to enjoy reality not to escape it.

“This is also one of our favorite weed quotes of all time! It is the perfect answer to the people who believe that smoking marijuana makes you delusional. No, it does not! Instead, it makes us enjoy the reality even more!”

15. What does a Man Need?
Bad Bitches, Good Weed!

Bad Bitches, Good Weed!

“LMAO! We can’t agree more! All a man need is– a bad bitch that blows well and a good weed that he can blow well! Nothing more.”

16. If you are not coughing, you’re not smoking it right!

Necessary part of smoking is Cough.

“Yeah! Coughing is a necessary part of smoking. So if you are not coughing, you are not doin’ it right! Proper smoking would bring the weed inside your stomach and not only the mouth.”


Stoners, believe that– Weed Can!

“Barack Obama believes that– We Can! But we– the stoners, believe that– Weed Can! Weed can also help you do things that ‘clean’ people can’t. So if any of our stoner readers planning to run for the presidency next year, can happily use this marijuana quote! It’s copyright free!”

18. Stop referring us as weed smokers, call us your HIGHNESS.

Call weed smokers as your highness.

“LOL! This one literally gets us ROFL. Ask your friends and homies to call you ‘Your Highness’ next time they meet!”

19. It was all started with a blunt sharing!

Be the first to share a blunt.

“We are not sure about whether love happens at first sight or not, but we firmly believe that love happens when you share a blunt! Always be the first to share a blunt!”

20. What Does ‘Bae’ Mean For Stoners?
B= Blunts a= all day e= every day!

Bae mean for stoners.

“We have a different meaning for BAE= Blunts, All Day, Every Day! You agree?”


Sum of davorite Marijuana Quotes.

“Marijuana is overly criminalized by some people who don’t know cannabis at all. The same people support alcohol, which in fact is more harmful to the well being of people. This, one of our favorite marijuana quotes, sums up it well.”

22. Running twice a day is really good for your health!
I Run Twice a Day..
First I Run Out Of Weed, and
Then I Run To Get More Weed!

Quote about Power of Weed.

“Whoaaa! We never knew the weed has such a hidden power to make us the next Usain Bolt! But now we find how!”


Get along if you had a bong.

“Bong could be an ice breaker for many of us. Just by offering the blunt to someone, you can be his next BFF!”

24. If she rolls a good blunt, you better wife that girl!

If she know how to roll a good blunt, you better wife that girl!

“OMG! This is quite true! If your girl knows how to roll a good blunt, she will definitely know how to be good & wild in bed too! You better wife her as soon as possible before another stoner snatched her from you!”

 25. Don’t drink and drive, Just park and spark! 😉

Do not drive if you're drunk, just park & spark!

“This one is also one of our all-time favorite stoner quotes. In fact, we proposed that the traffic department across the world should use this slogan as a part of the awareness campaign to bring down road accidents and alcohol deaths.”

These are the top 25 hilarious & life-time marijuana quotes and weed quotes that you should remember throughout 2021 and later in your life. Also, next time you meet with your stoners’ gang, make sure you crack a few of these to ROFL them up!