How To Pass A Marijuana Drug Test

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Takeaway: Everyone worries about the dreadful Marijuana Drug Test, but what if I said there are some ways you can pass the test! Intriguing right? There are some methods where you can take some steps that can make you pass it! This piece will give you some quick tips and an idea how to be stress-free about Drug Tests.

Are you running around like a headless chicken to get your body rid of marijuana remnants for your upcoming Marijuana drug test?

Have your senses gone bananas because your employer has suddenly decided to use the “right to marijuana drug test employees card” to fire you from work?

Do you fear that the slime of insult is just around the corner which will devastate your professional life— be it industrial or athletic one?

Don’t worry!

You are 21356274th person to feel the heat of marijuana screening— not literally.

But try to get the essence of this considerable number.

A lot of marijuana proponents hate it because their choices funnel down to choosing between their favorite recreational element and their career— and rightly so— because it’s one of the toughest decisions to make.

However, the good news is— you can beat the marijuana test without having to abstain from it by a few simple methods.

These methods have gained off late traction in detoxifying the body and clearing the marijuana test.

But before you get into learning weed-free detox processes, you should know what you are trying to remove from your body.

1. What marijuana gives to your body?

When you consume, snort, or administer marijuana through different paths of admission; you immediately feel all the e’s— ecstatic, euphoric, excited, elevated, elated, and exhilarated to name a few.

The feeling could last for minutes to hours depending on the amount consumed; however, it leaves behind metabolites or the chemicals better known as cannabinoids.

2. What do they look for in a drug test?

Although there are more than 113 cannabinoids extract in cannabis, they look for cannabinoid tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) and its metabolites in the marijuana drug test.

And why do they vouchsafe special treatment to THC despite the number of cannabinoids?

That’s because THC is the naughtiest psycho-active element which makes marijuana recreational marijuana, i.e., THC helps marijuana stick to its namesake.

THC and its inactive form— THC-COOH are stubborn lipids which create sustaining environment in the body fat cells— no matter how hard the body tries to push them away via metabolism.

Since THC is the stubborn guest who refuses to move out of the system and other cannabinoids are homeless compounds (gets out of the system via excretion and feces) because your body doesn’t want to be a good host, THC is the favorite crutch for marijuana testers.

So, when I talk about detoxing before a drug test, I am solely pressing you to free up your body from THC.

3. How do THC get into your system?

Short answer.

Through the admission route.

Long answer.

Let’s go through the pharmacokinetics (the movement of the drug in the body) of cannabinoids (THC) for understanding the way it streams around in the body.

The absorption of THC depends on the way you induce marijuana in the body where some means are more effective than others.

The effectivity of the route of administration points at the rate and quantity of absorption in the body.

THC Peak Concentration

Here’s when and how THC enters into the circulatory system.

3.1 Smoking:

When you have probably chosen the most practiced way (principle route of admission) for pushing THC in the body, that is, smoking. Its bioavailability goes about 2 to 56% which also depends on your smoking-dynamics such as dose-delivery. THC reaches the peak concentration after 9.8 minutes of your last puff. [1]

absorption of THC - smoking

3.2 Oral:

When you have understood that the harmful adversaries of the smoke offset the advantage of smoking marijuana, you end up lingering to the alternate route, i,e, oral. In this method, THC is blended with Sesame oil or gelatine tablets. Having lesser bioavailability of 10 to 20%, it shoots up the peaky level in 4 to 6 hours of oral induction.

oral absorption of thc

3.3 Rectal:

When you are looking forward to using marijuana with the futuristic means of rectal suppositories. Since it’s easy to make at home, you may want THC to get into your body through rectal mucosa. It has twice the bioavailability of the oral route, and the onset of action ranges between 2 hours to 8 hours.

Rectal absorption of THC

3.4 Intravenous:

When you are excited about the results produced by the intravenous route, you go for it. It has the best bioavailability and reaches the peak concentration in less than 10 minutes.

Now that you’ve consumed the world of THC, and marijuana drug test hovers above your head— you want to know how long does it stay detectable.

Intravenous Absorption

A lot of factors affect the presence of THC in your body.

  • The presence of CYP2C9 gene in your body— the ultimate neutralizer of THC.
CYP2C9
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  • The amount of fat in your body— home to THC.
  • How often do you consume marijuana— the frequency of dose-delivery.
  • The power of the weed which you take— the strength of raw marijuana.
  • The way you exercise and diet— suppressors of THC.
  • The method by which person has been tested when all comes down to the accuracy of the test.

4. How do they test you and how to beat it?

The components of marijuana and CBD joints cling to your system for far more time than other drugs.

There are different ways to detect THC in the body; however, the objective remains the same— to look for it or its metabolite THC-COOH.

ways of testing

Let’s quickly skim through these methods.

4.1 Urine test and beating it.

It’s the most common way to test toxic remnants in your body because it contains THC for the most prolonged period in the body.

You are likely to test positive in a urine test:

  1. For 1 to 5 days if you are an occasional weed-consumer.
  2. For 1 to 3 weeks if you consume it regularly.
  3. For 4 to 6 weeks if you are an intransigent marijuana abuser.

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4.1.1 Getting better of Urine Test

As urine test is standard and accurate measure— you should come up with the best defense against it, i.e., by staying clean.

Being an occasional user, you have a chance to detox your body before the test; howbeit, for regular users— the notice should at least extend up to 1 to 2 weeks.

  • Start with the general strategy of washing your system from within. Stuff enough fluid in the system to dilute the presence of THC in the body. Make sure that you are bloating yourself up with as much water as you can 1 to 2 hours before the test. The idea is to reduce the concentration of THC through urination. You may also use weak diuretics such as coffee, juice, electrolytes, and water retention pills.
    • Keeping your body hydrated before the test may question the authenticity of urine color as it will be transparent (cleary) and not yellow, thereby raising eyebrows of suspicion.
      • Load up with water and Vitamin b-12 tablets to color up your urine in yellow and pass the test with ease.
  • You’d like to go for potent diuretics such as metolazone, furosemide, etc. if your test is on short notice. They are known to give quick results. Akin to water, potent diuretics break down the THC and THC-COOH and thrust them out through body waste.
    • Potent diuretics are prescribed drugs which can prove fatal if taken beyond the unconstrained level— especially if you are pregnant or diabetic.
      • Confer with your doctor before resorting to any of it.
  • Use urine cleansers such as herbal tea or activated charcoal for detoxifying the level of THC in the body. Lecithin, the lethal food emulsifier also breaks down THC leading to quicker digestion. [2] Of course, they aren’t useful for a short notice urine test. Perhaps, they can work well with 1 to 2 weeks of test notice.
    • These drug screens don’t have guaranteed-credibility as different respondents have reviewed different effects. While some take massive joy in labeling them effective, others put all the onus on heavy water intake for detoxification.
      • Get yourself tested by your family doctor even before they check you and see what method works best for you.

4.2 Hair follicle test and beating it.

Hair follicle test is the most-menacing test which is highly effective, and the tester can use the sample from any part of the body— be it scalp, armpit, pubic region, skin area, etc.

You are likely to test positive in hair follicle test:

  1. For 1 to 12 weeks if you are an occasional weed-consumer.
  2. For 1 to 12 weeks if you are a regular-pothead.
  3. For 1 to 12 weeks if you are an overly-indulged consumer.

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4.2.1 Getting better of Hair Follicle Test

Since it’s an expensive testing method, your employer may not use it.

Having said that, if you get handed the test-notice, you can try out these methods to beat the test.

  • If you are running short of time or if you couldn’t detoxify your blood, you can put detoxification shampoos such as Neutrogena® or Rave® which are specially made for breaking down and removing the metabolites. They also help in getting rid of older layers of oil by penetrating the hair shaft and removing THC and other cannabinoids.
    • It isn’t as effective in a short notice period. The process ideally suits when you practice it for at least 7 to 10 days.
      • For a shorter notice window, washout your hair for 3-4 times a day and let the shampoo chemical seep in for at least 3 to 4 minutes per washout session followed by a deep scalp massage.
  • Shave your entire body before showing up in the clinic. The easiest way to beat hair testing is by not providing the hair sample at all.

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    • It sounds funny, and respondents have tried it in the past; however, clinicians are aware of this usual trick.
      • Come up with a strong statement in support of hair removal from your body. The method perfectly fits for cancer patients who undergo chemotherapy. At least, they wouldn’t have to present the hair-shaving statement.
  • Make your detoxifying shampoo at your home with readily available items like vinegar, bentonite clay, aloe vera gel, etc. Here are ten effective ways to make hair-shampoo without getting the one from the market. [3]
    • It’s inexpensive experimentation with your hair; however, it would take a fair bit of time to land you out of trouble.
      • Use this method only when you don’t have access to market shampoos. Ensure that the hair remains undamaged. An unfit sample may put you under the suspicious radar.

4.3 Blood test and beating it.

The blood test has earned great success in gauging THC in even the first-time user immediately after 3-6 hours of puffing.

It’s generally used in roadside sobriety checks and accidents but isn’t necessarily deployed for screening because of shorter timeframe (as the blood purifies and refreshes quickly).

You are likely to test positive in a blood test:

  1. For 3-4 hours of smoking or snorting weed.
  2. For a week if you are an occasional-user
  3. For one week if you are a regular-pothead.
  4. For one week if you are an overly-indulged consumer.

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4.3.1 Getting better of Blood Test

If you haven’t consumed marijuana in the past few days or weeks, and if you have the power to influence the test— insist for the blood test.

You are very likely to come clean. You can also beat the blood test by

  • Wait for the natural detoxification. Most of the chemicals in the body usually find their homes in other cells and tissues and not blood, and the remaining chemical in the blood naturally goes out with time.
    • If you have time, the result will mostly be in your favor. But, for the immediate notice, acknowledge that no urban legend trick will work. If it’s there, it’s there.
      • And it’s where “don’t do marijuana” surfaces.
  • Add detoxifying edibles in your diets-schedule. Food items such as brown rice, organic fruits, and vegetables such as radishes [4], beets, chlorella, cabbage, spinach, broccoli, and seaweed are brilliant detoxifiers.
    • There are inorganic and chemical-ladened detoxifiers as well. If you consume them to suppress the THC level, you may expose yourself sample to other chemicals too. That will be the final nail in the coffin.
      • The best way to enjoy marijuana without fearing the drug test in the future is by balancing your organic diet with snorting the hash.

4.4 Saliva test and beating it.

Saliva or cotton swab or oral test may show up positive even when you have passed other tests because it may gauge the positive result for up to 24 hours of the marijuana intake.

The biggest threat with Saliva testing is that you can be caught in a moments’ notice— as the sample is relatively easy to collect.

Whether in your office or roadside sobriety checking, the test can go against you.

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You are likely to test positive in saliva testing:

  1. For 24 hours of smoking or snorting if you are a new-entrant or do it occasionally.
  2. For 24 hours if you are a regular-user— especially the one who prefers an oral route.
  3. For 24 hours, even if you are a rigorous user.

4.4.1 Getting better of Saliva Test

Similar to the blood test, Saliva test has a short timeframe.

Hence, it’s mostly out of use.

However, if you can control the testing decision, emphasize on saliva testing because THC usually washes off within a day from saliva.

Based on the test-notice, you can deploy these strategies to beat the saliva test.

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  • Begin with giving a stern wash to your mouth. If you have controlled the toxin intake, brushing your teeth twice or thrice in a day can help you skip the clinical disaster.
    • It works best when you aren’t a frequent smoker or oral marijuana user. Consuming it thrice or four times a week may not guarantee the best result.
      • You can dilute the level of THC in your gum line and sublingual area by introducing mint mouthwash and gargling or rinsing it out.
  • If you are forced to give the saliva test in the next 2-3 hours and you have no access to your brush and paste, introduce the fatty meal to the area below the tongue and gum line (that’s where THC flickers the most). Since fats bind well with THC, there’s a possibility that THC may drain down to your system with the food like burger, henceforth detoxing the saliva.
    • It’s not a foolproof process to ditch the THC content even though different anecdotes reflect different results.
      • In such unusual but spontaneous checking, the onus falls on you to use saliva detox products.
  • Saliva detox gum acts pretty much like the mouthwash. These gums are discreet and easy to carry. It’s also tough to debunk the gum-trick even when you are in the office because it barely takes up 30 minutes of nibble for dismissing THC salt from the saliva.
    • The prices of these exclusive detoxifying products continue to remain a long-lasting problem for general users.
      • For such cases, you’d like to rely on home remedies like oil pulling (rubbing the coconut oil in the mouth), tongue scraping, massaging the gum with neem oil, and finally washing them as mentioned.

Conclusion

Marijuana drug test surely irritates the masses who use it for medicinal purposes and considering its popularity stretching miles across the globe— it’s unfortunate that we are discussing more about passing the test rather than its beneficial properties.

The hostility towards it has been carried for centuries and we share the equivalent millstone around our neck to propagate it as a “sacred healer,” and not something which deserves thorough scrutiny in and out of our bodies.

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